ISSUE #1

MALARKEY BOMB!

ROAD TO JAMAICA

BROS. BUDS. BONGS.
BAD DECISIONS.
ONE WILD RIDE.
MALARKEYVILLE, USA.
JACK'S DREAM: JAMAICA 🌴
DUDE... JAMAICA.
MALARKEY BANK
$17.74
...UH OH.
DEREK
THE DEALER
"YOU'RE $200 BEHIND, JACK."
JACK HAS A DREAM, A DEBT,
AND EXACTLY $17.74 TO HIS NAME.

WELCOME TO
MALARKEYVILLE, USA!

Jack King has one dream: get to Jamaica. There's just one problem — he's broke, in debt, and living in the chaos magnet known as Malarkeyville, USA.

With his best friend Ace at his side, Jack dives headfirst into one bad plan after another, chasing quick money through the strangest corners of town. Every shortcut looks like salvation, every new opportunity comes with a catch, and every wild swing at success only pulls him deeper into the madness.

Somewhere between wrecking balls, bad decisions, weird jobs, and a vacation that absolutely does not go as planned, Jack learns that in Malarkeyville, every solution comes with a brand-new problem.

It's bros, bongs, beach dreams, and beautiful disasters all the way down.

MEET THE CREW

Malarkeyville's finest (and least responsible)

01
Jack King

JACK KING

LOCAL POTHEAD

Dreams big, acts bigger, thinks later. Jack's one-track mind is pointed directly at Jamaica — even if the road runs straight through Derek's debt list and a dozen bad ideas.

AMBITION
COMMON SENSE
LUCK
"WHITE SAND. BLUE WATER. THIS IS DESTINY."
02
Ace

ACE

THE VOICE OF REASON (MOSTLY)

Jack's best friend and reluctant accomplice. Ace can see exactly how bad every plan is — and still goes along for the ride. Every. Single. Time.

INTELLIGENCE
SELF-PRESERVATION
LOYALTY
"OH, THIS IS GONNA BE BAD."
03
Derek the Dealer

DEREK THE DEALER

ENTREPRENEUR

Jack's dealer, creditor, and surprisingly decent guy. Derek's got a cousin, a grow show, and a talent for turning Jack's problems into job opportunities.

STREET SMARTS
MENACE LEVEL
ACTUAL EVIL
"I GOT SOMETHIN' BETTER THAN JAMAICA... A JOB."
04
Annabelle Powder

ANNABELLE POWDER

WORLD-RENOWNED YOGA INSTRUCTOR

Graceful, focused, and somehow in the middle of this chaos. Annabelle competes on Knockout Live with the calm of someone who's never heard of bad decisions.

FLEXIBILITY
COMPOSURE
TOLERANCE FOR JACK
*maintains perfect tree pose while Jack wipes out*
05
Martin McJackhamer

MARTIN MCJACKHAMER

STRONG JAW. POSSIBLY A ROBOT.

Contestant #1 on Knockout Live. Built like a tank, jaw like granite. Whether he's human remains an open question. He's here to win and absolutely nothing else.

STRENGTH
HUMANITY
JAWLINE
*stares into middle distance, flexing*

ISSUE #1

ROAD TO JAMAICA — Available Now!

MALARKEY BOMB! ISSUE #1
ROAD TO JAMAICA
DUDE...
JAMAICA.
JACK
🇯🇲
JACK'S DREAM:
PARADISE!
OH, THIS IS
GONNA BE
BAD.
ACE
BROS. BUDS. BONGS. BAD DECISIONS. ONE WILD RIDE.
$4.99 US

WHAT'S INSIDE:

  • 💥 Jack discovers the Jamaica contest — and his $17.74 balance
  • 💥 The debt with Derek comes due (badly)
  • 💥 Jack & Ace enter KNOCKOUT LIVE! for the prize money
  • 💥 Three courses. Ten flags each. One wrecking ball.
  • 💥 An unexpected job offer from the most unlikely source
  • 💥 The First Annual Malarkeyville Grow Show!
"BAD IDEAS,
BIG LAUGHS,
AND ONE VERY
QUESTIONABLE
ROAD TO PARADISE."
GET ISSUE #1 — $4.99

Digital & print editions available

Three courses. Ten flags each. Wrecking balls included.

Jack's shot at Jamaica comes down to one ridiculous game show — and two very dangerous opponents.

3
COURSES
30
FLAGS
1
PRIZE
BAD IDEAS

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